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About Us
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Hello from the WSBnG Staff!
We are the four main contributors to the WSBnG web site. To name all
the persons required to maintain this web and keep it's five star rating
would use way to much space and also take away from how important that we,
the staff introduced below, really are.
For more information about us such as, but not limited to, personal
info, credit card numbers or how to ask us out for a date, please use our
Suggestions Department.
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WSBnG is my brain child and, therefore, I should receive full credit
for it's success. However that is still in litigation.
My Job:
I keep my finger on the pulse of what you, the people, really want.
I hit the streets running, conducting surveys, celebrity interviews,
fact-finding exposes...or I would, if I ever got off the couch.
Never the less, I have my sources. And, if I publish something here
at WSBnG, you can take it to the bank!
P.S.
If any visitor is a skilled lawyer experienced in Copyright law or
similar, please email me if you are interested in joining the battle
against that Fat Bastard and keep this site up and running legally.
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Yeah, Right! If you think I'm going to put my personal information
out here for some of you perverts to read and then stalk me, think
again. Let's just say I enjoy opening my mind to share wonderful
insights and thoughts with the little people of the world. I enjoy
scuba diving, rock climbing, night recon, one handed knife fights
and strip clubs.
My Job:
I have only three functions. The first is to dispute and oppose
anything that D says or does. This comes quite naturally for me for
we rarely agree on anything. The second is, naturally, to sexually
harass Daphne. The third involves my on-going investigation into Fat
Bastard's illegal money laundering.
P.S.
If anyone has any nude pictures of Daph, please email
me. I am willing to pay a considerable sum for said photos.
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Daphne: Hi Everyone! My name is Daphne
My
measurements are 33", 24", 31". I have blonde hair
and blue eyes. I enjoy roller bladeing, and long, quiet strolls along
the beach. I hope to become an actress and model. My favorite hobby
is leading nice men on then dumping them for someone not as
attractive or nice but has more money.
My Job:
I am the person responsible for providing a woman's point of view
and, also, to make sure that our site does not become a XXX porn web
site. (D and R would do it in a heart beat if I didn't keep an eye
on them. Men!) Read my reviews for the sensible, mature view
point.
P.S.
Please email me if you
would like for me to star in a movie or model.
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The Boss: My name is Harold Conley Bastion Jr.,
CEO of Web Surfer
Bar 'n
Grill.
Thank you for visiting our humble site. I hope you enjoy our
presence and I encourage you to visit our sponsors' sites also. Our
ongoing mission is to provide you with helpful, inspiring content to
enrich your life's more relaxing moments. Our sponsors also aid us
in this endeavor and I encourage you to visit our sponsors' sites.
We promise to keep our content current and entertaining. Again,
thank you for visiting and, if I may have failed to mention it,
please visit our sponsors' sites.
My Job:
I am the captain of this great ship we call the WSBnG. It's my duty
to make sure that every crew member is doing his or her job to the
best of his or her ability. I hire'em and I fire'em. (D and R, you
CAN be replaced!). If you are a corporation or person wishing to
find out more about how to become a team member or how to make a lot of
money, please email me.
P.S.
If any of our visitors notice any reference by either Darian or Randy
referring to me as "Fat Bastard", please notify me by email
as soon as possible and include the date, time and page you saw such
a reference.
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